Living Daylight

2007-11-28T00:38:00.001+08:00

2007-11-19T23:45:00.001+08:00

11個笑話讓你領悟人生

父子二人看到一輛十分豪華的進口轎車。兒子不屑地對他的父親說：“坐這種車的人，肚子裏一定沒有學問！”父親則輕描淡寫地回答：“說這種話的人，口袋裏一定沒有錢！”

■你對事情的看法，是不是也反映出你內心真正的態度？

晚飯後，母親和女兒一塊兒洗碗盤，父親和兒子在客廳看電視。突然，廚房裏傳來打破盤子的響聲，然後一片沉寂。兒子望著他父親，說道：“一定是媽媽打破的。”“你怎麼知道？”“她沒有罵人。”

■我們習慣以不同的標準來看人看己，以緻往往是責人以嚴，待己以寬。

有兩個臺灣觀光團到日本伊豆半島旅遊，路況很壞，到處都是坑洞。一位導遊連聲說路面簡直像麻子一樣。而另一個導遊卻詩意盎然地對遊客說：“我們現在走的正是赫赫有名的伊豆迷人酒窩大道。”

■雖是同樣的情況，然而不同的意念，就會產生不同的態度。思想是何等奇妙的事，如何去想，決定權在你。

同樣是小學三年級的學生，他們將來的志願同是當小醜。中國老師斥之為：“胸無大志，孺子不可教也！”外國老師則會說：“願你把歡笑帶給全世界！”

■身為長輩的我們，不但要求多於鼓勵，更以狹窄界定了成功的定義。

妻子正在廚房炒菜。丈夫在她旁邊一直嘮叨不停：“慢些、小心！火太大了。趕快把魚翻過來、油放太多了！”妻子脫口而出：“我懂得怎樣炒菜。”丈夫平靜地答道：“我隻是要讓你知道，我在開車時，你在旁邊喋喋不休，我的感覺如何……”

■學會體諒他人並不困難，隻要你願意認真地站在對方的角度和立場看問題。

一輛載滿乘客的公共汽車沿著下坡路快速前進著，有一個人在後面緊緊追趕著這輛車子。一個乘客從車窗中伸出頭來對追車子的人說：“老兄！算啦，你追不上的！”“我必須追上它，”這人氣喘籲籲地說：“我是這輛車的司機！”

■有些人必須非常認真努力，因為不這樣的話，後果就十分悲慘了！然而也正因為必須全力以赴，潛在的本能和不為人知的特質終將充分展現出來。

甲：“新搬來的鄰居好可惡，昨天晚上三更半夜跑來猛按我家的門鈴。”乙：“的確可惡！你有沒有馬上報警？”甲：“沒有。我當他們是瘋子，繼續吹我的小喇叭。”

■事出必有因，如果能先看到自己的不是，答案就會不一樣。

張三在山間小路開車，正當他悠哉地欣賞美麗風景時，突然迎面開來的貨車司機搖下窗戶大喊一聲：“豬！”張三越想越氣，也搖下車窗大罵：“你才是豬！”剛罵完，他便迎頭撞上一群過馬路的豬。

■不要錯誤地詮釋別人的好意，那隻會讓自己吃虧，並且使別人受辱。

小男孩問爸爸：“是不是做父親的總比做兒子的知道得多？”爸爸回答：“當然啦！”“電燈是誰發明的？”“愛迪生。”“那愛迪生的爸爸怎麼沒有發明電燈？”

■權威往往隻是一個經不起考驗的空殼子，尤其在現今這個多元開放的時代。

小明洗澡時不小心吞下一小塊肥皂，他的媽媽慌慌張張地打電話給家庭醫生求助。醫生說：“我現在還有幾個病人在，可能要半小時後才能趕過去。”小明媽媽說：“在你來之前，我該做什麼？”醫生說：“給小明喝一杯白開水，然後用力跳一跳，你就可以讓小明用嘴巴吹泡泡消磨時間了。”

■事情既然已經發生了，何不坦然自在地面對。擔心不如寬心，窮緊張不如窮開心。

一把堅實的大鎖掛在大門上，一根鐵杆費了九牛二虎之力，還是無法將它撬開。鑰匙來了，他瘦小的身子鑽進鎖孔，隻輕輕一轉，大鎖就“啪”地一聲打開了。

■每個人的心，都像上了鎖的大門，任你再粗的鐵棒也撬不開。惟有關懷，才能把自己變成一把細膩的鑰匙，進入別人的心中

2007-11-10T01:03:00.000+08:00

祝君好

歌手:张智霖专辑:爱与梦

祝君好

曲: cho kyu man词:周礼茂编:黄丹仪
听
你不断呼叫我
划破宁静我的心下堕在难过
讲不出爱没结果
口和唇紧紧闭锁
看
也一话都不说
害怕连累你一生日月
憾无缺
只差跟你曾遇过
给过你太多波折
宁愿没拥抱
共你可到老
任由你来去自如
在我心底仍爱慕
如若碰到
他比我好
只望停在远处
祝君安好
虽不可亲口细诉
说
太多话我想说
但我还是要哑口道别
任由我天空海阔
流翔去只要你白似冰雪
宁愿没拥抱
共你可到老
任由你来去自如
在我心底仍爱慕
如若碰到
他比我好
只望停在远处
祝君安好
虽不可亲口细诉
宁愿没拥抱
共你能够终老
任由你来去自如
在我心底
仍爱慕如若碰到
他比我好
只望停在远处
祝君安好多么想亲口细诉

在翡翠歌星贺台庆时听到古巨基唱时就喜欢上这首歌了，觉得它的歌词写得非常有意思。
最喜欢的时重唱的那部分
“宁愿没拥抱
共你可到老
任由你来去自如
在我心底仍爱慕
如若碰到
他比我好
只望停在远处
祝君安好
虽不可亲口细诉”
如果喜欢一个人不一定要拥有她，只要可以一直在她身旁守护着她便以足够了。
只要看到她开心，快乐，便是最大的回报了。
当她碰到一个白马王子时，我只祈求她会快乐，我之祈求能在远处祝福她。

2007-11-04T20:29:00.000+08:00

2000年新版木蘭辭

積積復積積,唔識就唔識, 測驗夠刺激,居然無題識,

上堂聽唔識,搗亂多款式, 自修一樣識,睬佢都生積,

生係中國人,死係中國魂, 要我學英文,梗係冇可能,

英語唔合格,更顯我性格, 數學唔合格,老師負全責,

語文唔合格,咁我冇辦法, 考試考得好,全靠隔離好,

考試考唔好,隔離唔識做, 叫佢學語文,佢話佢低能,

叫佢學英文,佢話冇可能, 叫佢學計數,佢話會頭暈,

考試考得好,全靠運氣好, 考試考唔好,完全意料到,

唔駛睇相佬,大家都估到, 呢個中國人,乞食爭遲早,

我地讀書好難做, 成日惡補中英數,又怕miss打報告,

政府都要賣廣告,求學不是求分數, 日日返學愁更愁,老師講野無離頭,

我就聽到似夢游,次次批評無理由, 功課多到似報仇,做野做到似撈頭,

功課多到似報仇,做野做到似木頭, 課外活動無睇頭,冇得去玩悶過頭,

校花校草出風頭,永無我份冇因由, 老師真係老過頭,讀書內容好陳舊,

擦鞋擦到似隻狗,放學齊齊去跳樓, 溫書考試為出頭,見到成績縐眉頭,

為求阿媽收下手,整到塊面變豬頭, 返學為左乜,日日被糟質,

功課都係抄,一係就唔交, 返學等放學,放學飲可樂, 打鐘各自飛,咁樣又一Day

2007-11-04T20:28:00.000+08:00

男人50個想女友知的事情
1.妳哭就是在威脅我。
2.我不會每秒鐘都想著妳，妳要接受這個事實。
3.我見到漂亮女孩一定會看，這是男人的天性。
4.我喜歡sex，我是有性幻想的。
5.女孩子的胸部太大或胸罩太硬都很嚇人。
6.我不講話不代表我不愛你。
7.妳最好有自己的目標和理想。
8.妳穿什麼都好看，真的（因為我未必有留意）。
9.不要問我覺得妳漂不漂亮。
10.我對妳用什麼化粧品、護膚品沒有興趣。
11.不要逼我塗潤唇膏。
12.不要期待我會在上班或上課時間Call妳或發簡訊給妳。
13.很多時候回答Yes或No就夠了，不必說太多。
14.不要回答我：”我不知道，你決定啦！”。
15.如果妳天天都因為我而情緒起伏，拜託妳去看醫生。
16.如果我說的話，讓妳覺得是雙關語，其中一個語意會令妳很傷心，其實我想表達的是另一個意思。
17.不要無病呻吟，妳最好記取＜狼來了＞的教訓。
18.妳最好一開始就告訴我要我幫妳做什麼，或怎樣可以做好，不要一面叫我幫妳做，一面又教我應該怎麼做。
19.１２歲以下的女孩才有權裝可愛。
20.可以的話，麻煩妳自己去換麥當勞的娃娃。
21.妳的包包可不可以不要掛叮叮噹噹的飾品和布娃娃。
22.妳可不可以不要跟我討論電視劇和Hello Kitty。
23.拜託妳不要叫我幫妳拿包包。
24.不要批評我的兄弟朋友。
25.不要因大庭廣眾怕丟臉，就不肯開口講話，不講話不叫斯文。
26.不要整天講”我的朋友說......”，妳的朋友，關我什麼事。
27.盡量不要把我們交往的細節毫無保留的告訴妳的朋友，我也想有隱私權。
28.除了我，妳還有其他的興趣和嗜好嗎？
29.有沒有一樣運動是妳擅長的呢？
30.妳可以不會打電動，但最好能讓我打電動。
31.我不用減肥，所以不要阻止我吃垃圾食物。
32.不要要求我做道明寺。
33.溫柔不等於依賴，妳可以溫柔，但不要太依賴我。
34.爽朗不等於沒禮貌。
35.裝模作樣不等於高貴。
36.沒主見不等於尊重我。
37.遲到不等於很多人追妳(妳行情很好)，所以我們約會妳不要再遲到了。
38.妳打扮的太誇張跟我去逛街，我會怕。
39.不要偷偷在我的文件或功課上貼可愛的貼紙。
40.雖然我不一定看得到，但妳的內衣最好光鮮乾淨。
41.妳最好不要天天做超過尺度的最時髦打扮。
42.除非必要不用穿得太性感。
43.妳是不是任何時候任何場合都需要化妝？
44.不要一天到晚說妳要減肥。
45.不要在公眾場合怪叫或大驚小怪。
46.不要檢查我手機的來電顯示。
47.我也會有女性朋友。
48.我不想知道妳跟妳前男友的事。
49.妳最好也別想知道我和前女友的事。
50.我想講”我愛妳”時自然會講。

2007-11-01T18:30:00.000+08:00

我校女生一回頭，嚇死河邊果隻牛。　　　　
我校女生二回頭，全校男生一齊嘔。
我校女生三回頭，全球色魔齊跳樓。
我校女生四回頭，黃河從此不再流。
我校女生五回頭，大慶油田不出油。
我校女生六回頭，浮游生物不浮游。
我校女生七回頭，碧咸　轉打乒乓球。
我校女生八回頭，和尚洗頭用飄柔。
我校女生九回頭，豬排侵佔我地頭。
我校女生十回頭，人人逃離這地球。

我校男生一轉身,出街比人打鑊甘
我校男生二轉身,全球婦孺震騰騰
我校男生三轉身,克林頓愛上拉登
我校男生四轉身,自由神像現裂痕
我校男生五轉身,奧雲變成八兩金
我校男生六轉身,全港師奶要離婚
我校男生七轉身,色魔從此去賣柑
我校男生八轉身,恐龍再生襲市民
我校男生九轉身,菲傭唔返菲律賓
我校男生十轉身,人人變成外星人

2007-09-08T15:50:00.000+08:00

周杰伦的歌迷千万千万不要看这两个MV。。。。。。。

澄清：这并不是我的杰作，各位大哥大姐要寻仇的话，

千万不要找我，小弟是无辜的。。。。。。。
七里香

七里香
詩：方文山　曲：周杰倫　編曲：鍾興民
窗外的麻雀　在電線桿上多嘴
妳說這一句　很有夏天的感覺
手中的鉛筆　在紙上來來回回
我用幾行字形容妳是我的誰

秋刀魚　的滋味　貓跟妳都想了解
初戀的香味就這樣被我們尋回
那溫暖　的陽光　像剛摘的鮮豔草莓
你說妳捨不得吃掉這一種感覺

雨下整夜　我的愛溢出就像雨水
院子落葉　跟我的思念厚厚一疊
幾句是非　也無法將我的熱情冷卻
妳出現在我詩的每一頁

雨下整夜　我的愛溢出就像雨水
窗台蝴蝶　像詩裡紛飛的美麗章節
我接著寫　把永遠愛妳寫進詩的結尾
妳是我唯一想要的了解

那飽滿　的稻穗　幸福了這個季節
而妳的臉頰像田裡熟透的蕃茄
妳突然　對我說　七里香的名字很美
我此刻卻只想親吻妳倔強的嘴

雨下整夜　我的愛溢出就像雨水
院子落葉　跟我的思念厚厚一疊
幾句是非　也無法將我的熱情冷卻
妳出現在我詩的每一頁

整夜　我的愛溢出就像雨水
窗台蝴蝶　像詩裡紛飛的美麗章節
我接著寫　把永遠愛妳寫進詩的結尾
妳是我唯一想要的了解

发如雪

发如雪
狼牙月伊人憔悴我举杯饮尽了风雪
是谁打翻前世柜惹尘埃是非

缘字诀几番轮回你锁眉哭红颜唤不回
纵然青史已经成灰我爱不灭

繁华如三千东流水
我只取一瓢爱了解只恋你化身的蝶

你发如雪凄美了离别我焚香感动了谁
邀明月让回忆皎洁爱在月光下完美

你发如雪纷飞了眼泪我等待苍老了谁
红尘醉微醺的岁月我用无悔刻永世爱你的碑

rap:
你发如雪凄美了离别我焚香感动了谁
邀明月让回忆皎洁爱在月光下完美

你发如雪纷飞了眼泪
我等待苍老了谁红尘醉微醺的岁月
狼牙月伊人憔悴我举杯饮尽了风雪
是谁打翻前世柜惹尘埃是非

缘字诀几番轮回你锁眉哭红颜唤不回
纵然青史已经成灰我爱不灭

缘字诀几番轮回你锁眉哭红颜唤不回
纵然青史已经成灰我爱不灭

繁华如三千东流水
我只取一瓢爱了解只恋你化身的蝶

你发如雪凄美了离别我焚香感动了谁
邀明月让回忆皎洁爱在月光下完美

你发如雪纷飞了眼泪我等待苍老了谁
红尘醉微醺的岁月我用无悔刻永世爱你的碑

rap:
你发如雪凄美了离别我焚香感动了谁
邀明月让回忆皎洁爱在月光下完美

你发如雪纷飞了眼泪
我等待苍老了谁红尘醉微醺的岁月
你发如雪凄美了离别我焚香感动了谁
邀明月让回忆皎洁爱在月光下完美

你发如雪纷飞了眼泪我等待苍老了谁
红尘醉微醺的岁月我用无悔刻永世爱你的碑

啦儿啦啦儿啦啦儿啦儿啦啦儿啦啦儿啦啦儿啦儿啦

铜镜映无邪扎马尾你若撒野今生我把酒奉陪

2007-09-06T18:34:00.000+08:00

森美移動 - 四仔
四仔

主唱：森美移動
作曲：張繼聰
填詞：林若寧
編曲：張繼聰
監製：張繼聰

歌詞

Hey baby I just want to say
I Love You I really do

著了風扇　亂髮四濺
拍MV之前　頭髮懶得剪

落皺紙碎　著住雪褸
我為你打開心口　少女都怕醜

我搖頭擺尾 (yeah)
震盪我胸肌 (that’s right!)

四人遊一起誘惑你

＊Boy Band Boy Band
冧歌好骨痺
Fans　喜歡我汗味
踎低　彎腰
舞姿差差地 ( 差差地~~)
亦得到鼓掌　靠你

扮相可愛　勁過拓哉
最憂鬱的眼　能帶你出海

扮作感慨　你實喝彩
我地個CD封面　要兩手插袋

八十寸手臂 (wa)
擘大八碌髀 (shi)

擘大對手瓜抱實你

REPEAT＊

Hey Baby　係你呀
用你溫柔嘅雙手　hold me tight!
然後大叫　Love You (Love You) , Love You (Love You)
Very good!
How about　講呢一個丫
Loving you Loving you Loving you
(loving you loving you loving you)
Wa, interesting!　一齊唱丫
Don’t be 蛇qua
Come on girls! (Love you ~~)

Boy Band Boy Band Fans　追車尾
Big Band Big Band　有陣味
New kids New kids　已經七張幾 (七張幾~~)
仲扭腰碌地　氹你 ~~

2007-09-01T23:03:00.000+08:00

方力生-无双谱(恋爱初歌)

好似好o耐未post个o野上o尼.Haha,o吾o系好似，的确真o系好o耐都未上过o尼。o衣几个月都一直准备紧考试。考完mid yr,又有mock,mock完o衣家又有prelim。拜四同五考o左GP同EconsP2。份Econs要两个多钟头内写完三份Essay。。。考完之后手都断埋。考完Econs之后返o左去海星，真o系好o耐都未返过去，变o左好多，有DD羡慕D学弟。好似有D体会到裕美首歌<雪映移城>o既感觉“寻获最陌生的感觉，来自最熟悉的动作”，o系到生活o左四年，但o系再返到o黎时，好似有种讲o吾出的陌生感觉。那天玩得好开心，好热闹，但o吾知点解有一种寂寞的感觉。
最近睇o左阿妈买返o黎套恋爱初歌。一大班年青偶像派歌手拍o既，方力生 Kary 同。。。算了，第三个o吾多重要。好钟意o尼首无双谱啊。
无双谱歌词-恋爱初歌
作曲：陈辉阳
填词：林夕

大概三角才可你有本领两个得到
令你身价抬高谁亦害怕未抢到
而爱情要用尺度极怀疑全非真爱慕
而最后让你苦恼决定谁可
或两匹布你自问未著到

＊你想相恋的高估你还是失恋的憎恨你
难度爱情需找两个人优点去比
每次给挑选都被拋弃其实我已心来挑选你
却像竞技卖艺游戏＊

是我想我人好每次都信勉强不到
亦信纯真的爱慕何用做戏地讨好
如爱情需踏血路是情人诚恳抑冷酷
如我没烦恼该去礼让谁可
就当真理我但愿你听到

Repeat ＊

你想一起都苦等你还是想一起争夺你
难度爱情需找两个人优点去比
每次给挑选都被拋弃其实我已心来挑选你
却像竞技卖艺游戏怕赢了亦恨透你

2007-07-18T19:28:00.000+08:00

Another B for my mid yr result slip....got PSE B for my medical screening....
I had my gp mock exam juz now...damn tired lol sitting there for 3 hours, writing non-stop for 3 hours......argh.....this few weeks kenna flooded with test, time pract and mock exam....sian....bio B9 tutorial.....blah no idea wad is it toking about haha blah blah blah blah

2007-06-30T00:34:00.000+08:00

Exam is finally over yeah!!!! :)

2007-06-10T22:24:00.000+08:00

DE2007 photos
tt's all e photo from my camera :)

2007-06-06T17:30:00.000+08:00

2007-06-03T00:00:00.000+08:00

2007-06-01T15:20:00.000+08:00

DE 2007 photo 2

2007-06-01T14:54:00.000+08:00

DE 07 photo 1
Hey guys i am still uploading the photo into my blog, please give me some time

2007-06-01T12:55:00.000+08:00

Haha the last time i updated my blog was the first training session for the SI, now when i am posting the next post, DE 2007 had just finished. haha i shall give myself the excuse tt i am too busy planing and replaning, drafting and redrafting, submitting and editing the outdoor com proposal and facilitation notes, tt y i don't have the time to update this thingy. haha now i feel better liao.
Hey diligence campers....sorri i should call you call diligence class leaders, really proud to be group instructor for DE 2007. When i first met the group on day 0, i really afraid tt you guys will not get bonded....coz you guys look really....how shd i say it....look really quiet to me.... i tot you all will all be quiet quiet until the last day of camp...esp when i look at other grp and their ppl like already v bonded. Luckily you guys is just taking a bit more time to warm up to get bonded. Really sorri guys tt i am not with you ppl most of the time coz i am in outdoor com duty, conducting the GS and clarify any doubt tt other grp might abt the outdoor movement in LAC. I really feel sad tt i am not with you guys (sorri i mean gals oso, but i from a guys sch, too used to the word guys, forgive me pls) during the mid of the camp, which is the critical period of time when you guys get bonded, i cant see the process of how you guys get bonded together. When i saw you all in my General station "mohawk walk" (it was eric GS at first, but some minor changes tt make both of us exchange the station, so it happend tt i get to meet you guys on the last day in LAC) you guys really surprised me by the showing me how bonded you guys have became. It's really different from the last time i see you guys on day 2 of the camp.
Really thanks to jasline and li jie helping me looking after the grp and covering my job when i was away on duty. Esp to jasline who sacrifice herself to be the "bad guy" to maintain the level of disipline in the group, coz i am not firm enough to do so, everytime i want to punish the group for some of you who attire is not neat, i always bu ren xin to do so.
The last thing i want to say is tt thanks to you guys showing us you great teamwork. Although we are the smallest group in the entire DE camp, starting with 8 member den 1 left, den 1 left den in the end left six of you going for land ex with us. Although we are the smallest group, you guys really shown to me wad a six men (and women) team is capable of doing in land ex. I am really proud of you all. Thanks for all the support and respect tt the 3 GI got from you guys.
Keep in touch :)
Btw, muz remember to say hi to me when we met along the corridor, i admit tt i have poor memory, i might not recognise you when we met, but if you stop me and say hi to me, i am sure i can remember one but give me some processing time lar. my brain is still using the very old processor, nid v long to think one......tt y i always stone and go into hibernation so easily...esp on bus and mrt.... haha
Presenting to you the member of diligence:
Fiona- The quiet gal on the surface, but actually very talkative, for the whole land ex, can always hear her voice, never stop talking haha. The medical history really make me worried when i was reading through the campers information before the camp, den during the camp itself, always keep a look out for her esp in ECP, afraid tt she expose to the sun for too long den dunno wad will happen
Rachel- The gal tt i never need to worry about from the first day to the last, always being so postive and enthu. The only gal tt didnt hesitate when jumping off the challenge pole....even some of the guys hesitate to do so...*clap clap clap
Vivien- Erm dunno wad to say, always got a blur look tt worried mi tt she dun understand the instructions. Left us b4 the land ex for some maths competition.
Vanessa- The responsible gal who was appointed as the camper I/C for the last two days, have all the traits of being a good class leader, but seem to lack a bit of confidence and soft-spoken. Hardly hear her voice during the land ex.
Benjamin- The guy which i never worry about during the camp, always appeared to be so enthu in the grp, a very responsible camper I/C in the LAC, but it seem to be a bit lag during attendance taking, a time lag after group C reported before he shout "group D all here"
Hong Rui- The last guy who join the group coz he went to some bb match support. At first quite worried abt the behaviour he had during the facilitation, always get easily distracted by other stuff and not actively participating in facilitation. But after i return from outdoor com duty, can see a big change in his behaviour.
Le Jun- The "big fierce giant"(or some other permutation, roughly is like tt) which make one of the client in SL lost his appetite coz he is sitting next to him during tea break haha. A good role model in the group with his shirt in before i remind him adn show good behaviour in the camp.
Malikka- The gal which worried me most coz of her medical history....slip disc.... she left us on day 1 in LAC coz of her back problem. Always so enthu in facilitation and a bit too enthu tt sometime the facilitation gone beyond our control. Always there to cheer the group on in HE when she is not able to join the group. Trying to contribute to the group in one way or another to involve herself in the group during all these activities.
Li Jie- My dear fellow GI which is with the group for most of the time except for land ex coz she is on duty for land ex. The one who is doing all the admin work, attendance taking, food I/C and valuable and handling all other wadever template, which i will sure make a mess out of it.
Jasline- My dear fellow GI oso which is with the group everyday except for a short period of time in day 1 in LAC coz she having duty in the conflict ws. The "bad guy" in the group who enforce discipline in the group.
Simon- Me. One of the three GI in diligence, who is always not with the group coz going off to do the outdoor duty as station master and other outdoor stuff.

2007-03-11T22:24:00.000+08:00

Yesterday wad the first training session for 2007 DE SI, you guys are great!!! got abt 23 SI turn up for the training yesterday, is great to noe you ppl haha looking forward for the dairy farm camp with you ppl on tue!!!
A grp of us went AMK KFC for lunch together with the ex-instructors(xavier, shannon, tony) btw......this was done by shannon......

2007-03-04T20:17:00.000+08:00

Haha received this email from ivan juz now lol

JC REPUTATIONS
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb.

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They’ll prefer it to be darker.

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Would they even bother?

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarb?

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about the rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many MJ students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are Innovians. They’ll find ways out of the dark.

Q: Who wrote all this?
A: A TJCian.

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They think they are already very bright.

Q: How many MI students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, everyone's leaving after PAE, so there is no need for any lightbulbs.

2007-01-09T18:48:00.000+08:00

Haha waited for 18 years.....finally....i can drink alcoholic drinks and of coz watch M18 movie haha (i mean to do it legally lar). Got two bdae presents from the teachers: 1.Bio test 2.run for dunno how many rounds in the MPH and push up......
tml is cca carnival....my duty is.....filming again..... i like filming lar.....but after 30 hrs of filming in orientation 1....erm.....a bit sian lor when i noe i nid to film again haha
Yeah watching death note tis sat with chuan.....haha no nid to pay for my ticket coz chuan treating mi for a movie as my bdae present lolx (erm abit unbeliveable......)

2006-12-11T18:56:00.000+08:00

-I would do this for her- :)

1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly

are you remembering this?

6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're
with your
friends

keep reading

11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more,
deny it.
fight back
15-when her friends say i love her
more than you,
deny it. fight back and hug her tight
so she cant
get to her friends. it makes her feel
loved

Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say i love you
when you
see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-***HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE
WAIST!!!***
19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!

20-u need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips
22-DON'T ask her to buy you stuff. you
buy HER
stuff
23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. small things can
still help

makes her feel special.

26-DON'T LIE TO HER.
27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER.
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the
morning and tell
her have a good day at school, and how
much you
miss her
30-be there for her when ever she
needs you, &
even when she doesn't need you, just
be there so
she'll know that she can always count
on you

are you still reading this u better be
its important

31. Hold her close when she's cold and
she can
hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close
and kiss
her.
33. Kiss her on the tip of her nose;
(it will give her
the hint that you want to kiss them).
34. While in the movie, put your arm
around her
and then she will automatically put
her head on
your shoulder, then lean in and tilt
her chin up and
kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even
jokingly or act
like you're mad. If shes upset,
comfort her

remember this next time you are with
her

36. When people diss her, stand up for
her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell
her you love
her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put
her head on
your chest so she can listen to the
steady beat of
your heart, Link your fingers together
while you
whisper to her as she rests her eyes
and listens
to
you.
39. When walking next to each other
grab her
hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your
arms as
long as possible

41. Call her at night to wish her
sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and
wipe away
her
tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night
44. Dedicate a song to her.
45. Always Remind her how much you
love her.

youll never know when she needs just a
lil more
love

Guys Repost:i would do this for her
Girls Repost: "45 things a girl loves

2006-12-11T18:50:00.000+08:00

haha reach hk liao.....erm...quite cold lol...

2006-11-27T12:16:00.000+08:00

haha typing this in the recording room using jian comp lolx....coz my comp is use for importing some video for the dance society.....sian leh...this hols almost everydayi nid to cometo sch lar, for AVA,TKD and lesson.....now helping jie ling to import the video for their dance workshop thingy.....the sva almost finish liao, juz left some editing of the credit part and complete some documents stuff den can hand in liao....arh.....zhi qiang grp lack of the synopsis havent give mi yet.....-_-"
TKD end last thur.....TKD peps miss u guys in the hol for sure....nvm....we will mit again nxt year during the performance and practice lolx....nid to practice my kicks and basic movement.....still cant rmb my moves fully.....den still nid coordinate our movement together.....erm.....abit hard to do so haha.....hopefully if one of us forgot the move den all the rest forget together....den no one will ever notice it haha....
wahh......itype v slow liao leh....type for so long the dance video still havent finish importing ah.....(sobz).......still have one more tape to go after tis.....die liao lor......
Oh....i will be going to hk this fri....1dec to 1jan.....quite long hor....start missing singapore liao leh go back for so long.....and i will miss my sl projecton the 22nd dec, den dunno when can i c william again lor....he only come back sing for tt thingy lor....
aiyo....nth to write liao lar, gosurf the web.....the dance video still havent finish.....(cry)

2006-11-18T17:43:00.000+08:00

十分.愛(合唱版)
作曲：金培達
填詞：陳少琪
編曲：Johnny Yim
監製：金培達
分手後一分鐘　便有後悔聲音
能傷我最深的人　偏得我心
＊應該漠不關心　然而還著緊　
當攬緊他人　想起跟你熱吻　

愛過太深　原來身體會疑問　
再沒法可適應別人　
願醉掉了　能容許你憐憫＊
＃早知不應試愛　未放開　便節哀　
有情人　日日夜夜同分開感慨　
避開　願你改　一個　小小意外　
未悔恨我未會知　不散不愛　

心　話放開　未放開　雨驟來　
才能提示真愛是確實存在　
愛滿分　竟是換來　痛亦滿分　
可否錯一次以後　一直愛　
(可否錯一次以後)＃

分手後天天都是最重要犧牲
皮膚有你的指紋　刻得太深
REPEAT＊＃＃

2006-11-11T00:13:00.000+08:00

歌曲：星语心愿
歌手：张柏芝专辑：张柏芝

我要控制我自己
不会让谁看见我哭泣
装作漠不关心你
不愿想起你
怪自己没有勇气
心痛得无法呼吸
找不到你留下的痕迹
眼睁睁的看着你
却无能为力
任你消失在世界的尽头
找不到坚强的理由
再也感觉不到你的温柔
告诉我星空在那头
那里是否有尽头
心痛得无法呼吸
找不到昨天留下多痕迹
眼睁睁的看见你
却无能为力
任你消失在世界的尽头
找不到坚强的理由
再也感觉不到你的温柔
告诉我星空在那头
那里是否有尽头
就向流星许个心愿
让你知道我爱你

-每当我在校园里碰见你，我都想告诉你......但每次我却眼睁睁的看着你离开我的视线，每次都装作看不见你。我一再想鼓起勇气坚强地向你表白，但我都不能坚强的告诉你。我在也找不到我们过去之间所留下的那些痕迹，眼睁睁的看着它成为历史的一部分，任它消失在世界的尽头。

2006-11-10T19:44:00.000+08:00

Yeah....finally everything is over liao.......no nid to care abt tis two AU anymore. Start enjoying life liao.....
The OP todae abit.......-_-" pace getting faster and faster and faster as i present.......den end everything b4 the 1st bell ring.......die liao lor.......For Q&A...worst lar.......i oso dunno wad i am talking abt lolx....nvm....every thing is over liao....heck care lar....no matter wad, result will be out nxt yr march anyway......no pt worrying abt it, wont help anyway

2006-11-08T21:57:00.000+08:00

歌曲：几分钟的约会
歌手: 陈百强
专辑: 怀念百强

地下铁碰着她
好比心中女神进入梦
地下铁再遇她
沉默对望车厢中
地下铁邂逅她
车厢中的唱谈最受用
地下铁里面每日相见愉快心里送
每天几分钟共你心声已互通
旅程何美丽如在爱情小说中
*默默等候她
等她翩翩降临带着梦
又没有雨或风
何事杳然失芳踪
日日在等候她
无奈心中爱神要玩弄
地下铁约会似是中断
令我心暗痛*
道理说不通
未到高峰已剧终
爱情难结局期望再会一秒钟
repeat*
热爱心里控

-为什么爱神就是喜欢玩弄命运。给了我一个希望以后再让我失望。玩弄命运真的有这么好玩吗？如果一开始您已经要让我失望，为何您要一再地给我假的希望。我已经很累了，我再也受不了更多的失望了。如果您想再次玩弄我，请您收手吧。不要再把我置身于这段美丽的爱情小说。每当你决定让再次我失望，您知道我的心是多么的痛吗？您知道把那股热爱心里是多么的辛苦吗？
有一个问题我真的很想知道。以前在地下铁那几分钟的约会到底是偶遇还是您的恩赐？

2006-11-08T20:53:00.000+08:00

dotz.....manage to get the audi to do live rec, but the cam got problem....cannot rec anything....argh......
haha TKD learn self defence todae, quite interesting haha......esp the fall part. Erm.....still dun get it leh.....everytime fall like damn strange leh........haha, juz feel tt something is wrong but dunno wad is wrong with it. nxt lesson learning how to kick a plank.......fake one lar....nid to use newspaper make on our own.....haha

2006-11-06T22:51:00.000+08:00

初次的相遇，展开了美丽的梦。
逐渐降温的感情，使我决定了断一切。
结交的新欢，使我再次看到她的影子。
再次的相遇，使我后悔当初的决定。
时间可否停下脚步，
回到初次相遇的那一刻，
回到一月的那一刻。
在感情变淡前，让我说一声：“我爱你！”

-有许多事只有一次的机会，如错失了这一个宝贵的机会，就未必再有第二次的机会了。尤其是感情，错失了唯一表白的机会，就很难在找表白的机会了。男生们，趁现在向喜欢的女孩表白吧，不要让自己有后悔的机会。

2006-11-06T21:16:00.000+08:00

erm.....still new to this thingy lar, nid some time to figure out how tis stuff works haha......anyway i'm a comp idiot, esp in web design stuff. Yea exam over liao, left the stupid OP exam haha, after thur den everything over liao yea!!!! den can enjoy life and focus on SVA :)
Arh.....the TKD damn stress leh, so mani stuff to rmb for the demo pattern......performance tt time forget everything den die liao lor haha

Echo ROX!!!!!